[ he really should, so much for having faith in humanity's last hope.... ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org no [ he almost tacks on an explanation there but—nevermind. jean knows a lost cause when he sees one. and eren is the most lost. ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org are you trying to be stupid or does it just come naturally
[ no sorry, eren's rubbish, relationship drama or otherwise. they got the worst pick of the protag bunch. ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org see the great thing about technology is that i don't have to
[ jean has grown up tremendously in the last few months. he's aged a decade in a year. went from absolute jackass to maybe tolerable human being with a heart and everything.
[Well you're stuck with him so stop whining and deal with it.
Lets be real, even if he's aged 10 years recently, 25 year old Jean will still be an enormous asshole. But you know what other technological advancements they've been outfitted with along with texting?
Personnel trackers.
So unless Jean happens to be texting from way outside of camp for some reason—]
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wiykd is what happens when you don't sleep, nu
FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
you texted me first asshole
[He's not going out of his way to do anything. This whole stupid nonsensical conversation is your fault, Jean.]
i see i messed up my html at one point too, this thread's a mess
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
my mistake i should've known you'd be useless
you're a mess.
FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
are you just trying to piss me off
[Hint: it's working.]
and you're a jerk.....
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
no [ he almost tacks on an explanation there but—nevermind. jean knows a lost cause when he sees one. and eren is the most lost. ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
are you trying to be stupid or does it just come naturally
takes one to know one
FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
come over here and call me that, jackass
[Ah, the downside to text conversations: he can't just reach through the blackglass and punch Jean's lights out.]
FROM: jaeger.eren@cdc.org
don't you have anything better to do than run your mouth
[Like get ready for (your first Red-Team mission) that one off-planet mission everyone's busy talking about.]
i don't have to listen to your lies and slander
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
see the great thing about technology is that i don't have to
[ jean has grown up tremendously in the last few months. he's aged a decade in a year. went from absolute jackass to maybe tolerable human being with a heart and everything.
but he is still, unfortunately, fifteen. ]
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
numbskull
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
asshole
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
bricks for brains
and yet you do anyway
Lets be real, even if he's aged 10 years recently, 25 year old Jean will still be an enormous asshole. But you know what other technological advancements they've been outfitted with along with texting?
Personnel trackers.
So unless Jean happens to be texting from way outside of camp for some reason—]
I know where you are genius
[So go on, keep pissing him off.]
what are you even doing online.....
thankfully, thanks to being an (ex-)blue, he's got a better tracker. if he wanted, he could probably just skirt around Eren all day. ...probably.
the truth of it was he'd say these things regardless. because once he gets started, it's hard to get back on-track. ]
I'm impressed
didn't even think you could use the tracker
how long did it take a blockhead like you to figure it out
you can't tell me what to do
It probably took him a while to get the hang of it tbh. Technology is hard!]
I'll tell you after I'm done kicking your ass
[how badly do you want to know]
i can and i will, a week late
You mean before Mikasa carts your ass off again
ignores you
also shut up???]
I mean when I'm done kicking your ass
[So yes, basically. Before Mikasa carts his ass off again.]
ignores you back??? and by that i mean... tags.......
Like to see you try
You couldn't even take my cat
[ (neither could jean but that is decidedly not the point) ]
ignoring me so hard you're tagging me at work
I'm not scared of your stupid cat
I could still take you
[Jean is considerably less scary than Piper is, lbr]
shut up it was lunch break
Yeah right
When's the last time you fought someone when you were less than six feet tall