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[Well you're stuck with him so stop whining and deal with it.

Lets be real, even if he's aged 10 years recently, 25 year old Jean will still be an enormous asshole. But you know what other technological advancements they've been outfitted with along with texting?

Personnel trackers.

So unless Jean happens to be texting from way outside of camp for some reason—]

I know where you are genius

[So go on, keep pissing him off.]

[ he will deal, but he won't stop whining. sorry bud.

thankfully, thanks to being an (ex-)blue, he's got a better tracker. if he wanted, he could probably just skirt around Eren all day. ...probably.

the truth of it was he'd say these things regardless. because once he gets started, it's hard to get back on-track. ]

I'm impressed

didn't even think you could use the tracker

how long did it take a blockhead like you to figure it out

[You're not actually sorry at all.

It probably took him a while to get the hang of it tbh. Technology is hard!]

I'll tell you after I'm done kicking your ass

[how badly do you want to know]

[ it's true. never sorry. plus, eren's probably like, extra luddite-ish. jean's not saying anything unreasonable or anything. ]

You mean before Mikasa carts your ass off again

[not all of us can just channel their inner yuppie like you can, Jeanbo.

also shut up???]

I mean when I'm done kicking your ass

[So yes, basically. Before Mikasa carts his ass off again.]

[ it's true, he really should've been born in the smart phone era. jean could probably work his way around an iphone in seconds, it's in his blood. ]

Like to see you try
You couldn't even take my cat

[ (neither could jean but that is decidedly not the point) ]

[No you're not allowed to say that. You have no higher ground here.]

I'm not scared of your stupid cat
I could still take you

[Jean is considerably less scary than Piper is, lbr]

[ whatever who cares if he's a hypocrite, point is that eren sucks ]

Yeah right
When's the last time you fought someone when you were less than six feet tall

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and yet you do anyway

what are you even doing online.....

you can't tell me what to do

i can and i will, a week late

ignores you

ignores you back??? and by that i mean... tags.......

ignoring me so hard you're tagging me at work

shut up it was lunch break