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Eren "problem child" Jaeger ([personal profile] counterattacked) wrote2011-04-28 08:19 pm

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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's because his real mom is dead, oohhhhh ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
that's not a number, dumbass


[ (but a response at all would've sufficed.) ]
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
I'm sorry the numbers went over your head I'll try and make it easier next time


[ whatever his scales are perfect, it's not his fault if eren can't seem to appreciate them properly.

though on a more serious note, there's a reason he's sending out so many messages. of the people from home, there were remarkably few people he'd recognized. which meant they'd fallen into the wide, wide ocean and drowned, or landed somewhere else.

the odds of one to the other are discomforting. ]


FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
only person who got dropped with me was commander hange
you?
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-15 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Provided they live that long.

He's a little surprised that Eren would mention Reiner as well, but he sets aside the mixed feelings for now. The odd, tense sentiment it brings can wait. ]


FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Marco and Sasha are okay too


[ So, as unlikely as it is— ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Looks like we all made it
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-22 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
water bug titan


[ the curse of never getting away from abnormally huge maneating things, alas ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
were you butterflies, or arrows?
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-23 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ it was absurd to him too, don't worry.

funny as the idea of butterflies with spears could be— ]


FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
by the natives?
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-02-26 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thankfully, he's talked to Korra too. But. It's not a comforting answer either way. Because the planet's fighting back (and somehow, even with them at the other end of the spears, he can't fault it for that). ]

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
off to a good start with the locals then

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
this is going to be rough


[ For more than one reason. ]
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[personal profile] hahahorsejokes 2015-03-04 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's okay. He can probably guess said opinions anyway.

(In truth, they probably aren't so different from his own.) ]


FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
someone's already told you not to do anything dumb right

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
just in case

FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
don't do anything dumb